2001-11-06~~11:17 a.m.
Buy now! Only 24,000,000 left!
Selling now at a Wal-Mart near you! The Unemployed Lauren Doll! Comes complete with pajamas which have not been removed for 2 days, nappy hair in dire need of a trim and highlight, and laptop open to yahoo email with no unread messages! Also included: television set showing The Wedding Story (special anniversary edition includes t.v. set to The Oprah Show) and remote control with real rubber buttons! Accessories to Unemployed Lauren include clipboard with 50 contact names for potential jobs with notes written in the margins by Lauren herself! Bank statement with zero balance and tear stains clipped to back! Also included: couch with butt imprint from long hours sitting, watching and surfing, and several empty Ben and Jerry's cartons complete with used spoons! Maxed out Visa card available with Limited Edition Lauren only. Employed Marine Omar and retail job offers each sold separately.
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