March 15, 2005~~11:20 p.m.
Doing it Doggy Style
Just a little ditty I whipped up because I'm tired of looking at my admonition to Bubblefactory which has gone completely unnoticed by her. ~~~~~
Ode to Dog the Bounty Hunter Oh Dog, how I love thee
The treasure I never knew was hiding on A&E
I love to watch your mullet fly
While apprehending criminals; those drunk and high. Your wife Beth is fun to see
What will she wear next? You tell me!
No dumb blonde is she, no way!
I love that stars and stripes tank top she�s sporting today! I�ve never seen boobs as big as hers
Dog, are you really wearing a black mesh shirt over yours?
Dog and Beth have matching SUVs
But they are no joke to their parolees. I loved the time Dog took Beth out on a date
At the nicest beach restaurant the dinner they ate.
Dog drove his Jag decked out in his finest chains
Beth teetered on stilettos and to cover her flesh, took few pains. But they love each other and their little kids too
A modern loving family they are, it�s true!
So Aloha to you, Dog, I�m your number one fan
Neener neener neener, catch me if you can!
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