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2002-01-24~~1:24 p.m.
Help Wanted

The ad said "Are you a girl who is tired and bored of office/retail jobs?!"

"Hey!" I thought.

"That's me! I'm a girl who is tired and bored of an office AND retail job!"

I clicked.

The page opened.

The job opening was for a porn star in a new adult movie series.

I think I am overqualified, so I won't bother to apply.

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Dad Butt's dad butt is getting larger. Just thought you'd all like to know.

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I had to do it. I had to go to the store. I just wanted to come clean with my Diaryland audience. But all I bought really, was fruits and vegetables because I felt a case of scurvy coming on.

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